51 ways to make your parents think your insane

Follow them around the house….EVERYWHERE!
Moo when they say your name
Pretend to have amnesia
Say everything backwards
Give yourself a swirly
Run around the house with a lampshade on your head yelling “The Sun! It’s dying!”
Run into walls
Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear
Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times
Say wearing your clothes is against your religion
Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, “Good morning, Sunshine!”
Snort loudly when you’re laughing them laugh harder.
Run in circles
Recite a whole movie 3 times
Pretend to beat yourself up
Pluck out someone’s hair and yell “DNA”
Slither everywhere
Wear you pants on your head and wear your shirt around your waist…. and tell them you’re making a fashion statement
Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way
Talk to a pen
Have 20 imaginary friends that talk to you at the same time
Try and climb a wall
Spread out in the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly
Take your ice-cream cone and stick it one your forehead ….saying that you’re a lovely unicorn
In a public place yell “MOM/DAD I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!”
Put pegs on your nose and eyes
Do what they actually tell you
Switch the light button on and off for awhile than say “Oooh, I get it!”
Jump up and down yelling “The Monkeys re coming!”
Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
Eat anything obviously not edible
Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
Hold their hands and whisper…”I see dead people”
When you shower or bathe yell “I’m DROWING”
Try to snorkel in the fish tank
Ask them really quietly “Pardon me, but do you have any… “ then yell “SHOELACES”
Chase an imaginary tail
Demand that you have own area code
At everything that say yell “LIAR!”
Pretend to be 326 years old
Hang upside down in your closet
Pretend to be a phone
Try to swim in the floor
Tap on their door ALL night
Pretend to have multiple personalities
Be yourself:D


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9:36 PM


On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking.? How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed.On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years?? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed.On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.? How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again.On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy? your life.? For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years?? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you.


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9:34 PM


this is really sweet:

Girl facts:
When a girl misses you, she's afraid to see how your new girl looks, she's dreading the fact that your not hers any more
When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when bumping heads 3 years later
When a girl just stares deep into your eyes, she's HOPING that your hers and only hers ( it shows how much she cares: eyes never lie)
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl calls you everyday, she is seeking for your attention.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, " she means it.
When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that

Guy Facts:
When a guy calls u he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it
When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do?
When you're laying your head on a guy's chest he has the world
When a guy calls you everyday he is in love
When a (good) guy say he loves you he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you he's with you till you're done
When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else


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9:29 PM


A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... "Hallo", he says. "Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman. "I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. Realizing the Japanese fellow has misunderstood him, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?" "I dust bin on toilet, I toll you" says the Japanese man. "Mate" says the dustman "You're misunderstanding me... where's ya Wheely Bin?" "OK OK", says the Jap, "I wheely bin having a PEE."


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9:24 PM


What Men Really Mean ....

"It's a really good movie." Really means....
"It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."

"We're going to be late." Really means....
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"You look terrific." Really means....
"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." Really means....
"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means.... "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"You know I could never love anyone else." Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"I can't find it." Really means.... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"You know how bad my memory is." Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."


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9:17 PM



Ecliptica 4

15.05.2006 - today started off bad.. i cant stop sneezing.. my nose turn red and sore.. i was totally irritated.. wat a style to start of the day and week... the flu din get any better even after taking some flu medicine.. in fact it got worst thru the course of the day.. i cant concentrate in class.. idiotic.. totally..
had physio today... as i was sick.. christopher din ask me to do any exercise to strenthgen my back and neck muscles.. he instead ask me to some heat therapy... was ok.. 2 session in totall.. first 30 mins was the short wave heat therapy for my left shoulder for the swollen veins and then followed immediately for another 30 min of Hot pack for my neck.. 1 hour of sleep.. i thot the sleep mite reduce my stopid flu... but hell.. it din.. still got worst..feel slightly feverish.. urgh!!.. i hate being sick.. coz i jus cant function.. go home sleep for another 2 hours and still din help.. somebody plz help me wif my flu.. urgh!!! irritated...

let see wat tomorrow brings.. hopefully for the better...


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7:37 PM



Ecliptica 3

ok ok.. i admit.. i miss u ok!!!... terribly sry ok... i miss u alot... im truly sry....


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10:37 PM



Ecliptica 2

I piss on 13th... oh hell.. that sentence keeps ringing in my head... u and 13th are bunch of Mollies... haha... get ur man and suck my c*ck!.. haha.. excerpt from Rome HBO series... when izzit showing in Singapore???
Will u plz stop giving me problems... why cant u jus be lyk others... y cant u.. for goodness sake.. i've been patient wif u all this while.. i take ur insults, criticism quietly painfully... i lower my pride and ego to accomodate to u.. if u think wat u will face soon is gg to be a breeze.. wake up lah plz.. this world aint a bed of roses for u lah... i had it man.. i pity the someone whom i always turn to to complain... i realli do... but i jus cant help it lah.. i nvr seen anione so rebellious lyk u... nvr... ever.. my patience is running realli thin... realli thin... today is a pissful day... damn pissful..
13TH!!! 13TH!!! 13TH!!!


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4:45 PM




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