Lawyer=A**hole=Lawyer?

A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is, “All lawyers are assholes.”
A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take offense to that!”
The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”
He replies, “No, I'm an asshole.”


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9:00 PM



??Dead??

Was called up by polyclinic today to go back to the hosp.. it was urgent according to them..
The last time i went, the suspected a nerve compression at my shoulder and dat is bad enuff..
Today they told me today.. it is nt at my shoulder but my neck spine.. OMG...
They had me referred to a specialist at Tan Tock Seng Hospital... im so dead...
Till then they gave me an excuse from pe and Napfa for 2 mths and a MC fer 1 mth... but the mc is onli to be used if any other complication arises from my problem...
trying to be optimistic here.. at least i noe i have a high chance fer a PES E fer NS.. haha.. office hours here i come...


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6:15 PM



SilenT Till it is over

No one gg to stop me
No one gg to shake me
No one gg to terror me
No one gg to shift my focus
A man fer himself i will remember
Im sick of all this
SilenT till it is over


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4:39 PM



Nerve

[knock knock]
[enter the room]
u khairul fikry?
[Nod head]
so wat ur suffering from?
my left hand fingers are numb
ok.. let me see that
[knock my elbow joint wrist joint and shoulder wif this weird hammer]
hmmm.. something amiss..
try to go the opposite direction fer every step i do
[push my arm,tried to bring my fingers together,push down my lifted elbow etc..]
hmm.. i suspect u having a nerve compression.. but b4 anything.. how bad is ur numbness
dunno?
ok.. let me see..
[pokes a needle onto my finger tip.. i was required to say stop if i feel pain..]
[no pain till a mm deep.. according to her lah dat it has been dat deep..]
ok.. can u do an xray at ur wrist elbow shoulder spine and neck..
come back next week
mean while no pe or weight training fer u.. try nt to lift anything heavy..
so wat am i suffering from?
boy.. i suspect ur numbness on ur left arm is due to Nerve compression at ur shoulder..
plz refrain from weight training...
OMG... OMG.. OMG... no gym fer me ah.. argh.... mayb a blessing.. who knows coz of this i serve NS in a office.. whee. PES E fer me...


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4:40 PM




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3:36 PM



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3:32 PM



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3:27 PM



Eulogy

And so now it comes to pass
by the even tide of mass
see them gather yet alas
they remain still as stained class
for they know only too well
that the story they will tell
conjures up an ageless spell
guarded by the sentinel
so it goes forever more
ever steady to the core
that the sign they came for
waves majestic from the floor


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6:05 PM




ME



 Name: [ Slav0nikO ]
Birthday: [ 25 August ]
Location: [ Singapore ]
Occupation: [ NSF ]




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